On getting inside info from snoops, El Presidente found that his Blue Boys weren’t as possible down South as he would like. So he sent 2 campaigners Merv the Perv and Cut Ree Ar Achchi to boost popularity. What an idea! Looks like he’s willing to win, by hook or by crook, eh??
You Can Fool Some Of The People
The boys who have mighty thighs and play with the oval ball can only ‘fly’ on domestic airlines. The international body that regulates the oval ball was not fooled with the interim boget. ‘Out you go’ they said. Foul!
Expensive Cost Cutting
And after all the hue and cry about cheap power thanks to Noro Cho with much money spent it turns out that power will not come cheap. An embarassed Pat Ali Chum Pick A said “now coal prices have gone up no. So, even coal power is not very cheap.’ Ok we’ll take your word for it Pat Ali!
Who Wants To Be An Independent?
A little birdy whispers that ten governing types are to sit as independents. They are not happy with the treatment they are getting. This birdy says that they are led by a great grandson of the father of the nation. The group is having secret discussions as we speak. Except they’re not so secret any more. Oops!
The Die A Nanda is saying that he will never accept a handout from the Boys in Blue when he retires. And we at this rag applaud him for his integrity. Only thing is, he has been saying he wants to retire for 15 long years at least. And he says the Governing types will not let him. Hmmm… doesn’t that sound like Die-A Nanda is already holding a governing type job? Kate pittu!!